Florida is cray but I am going there anyways.

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
02/25/2014 at 12:45 • Filed to: None

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What kinds of things is there to do? Vanilla ice museum? Sun tan lotion exhibitions? cocaine boat shows?

I heard there is a small theme park that needs our support called Disknee World (might be spelled wrong) but other than that any suggestions would be much appreciated


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Kinja'd!!! UKGTR335 > Frank Grimes
02/25/2014 at 12:46

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where in FL are you going?


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Frank Grimes
02/25/2014 at 12:46

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There's Sebring.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Frank Grimes
02/25/2014 at 12:49

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Don Garlits Museum of Drag Racing

13700 SW 16th Ave, Ocala, FL 34473


Kinja'd!!! RacecaR > Frank Grimes
02/25/2014 at 12:50

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Watch out for batshit babes. They draw you in with their babe parts, then get you with their batshittiness.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Frank Grimes
02/25/2014 at 12:51

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When I went to Florida, I visited Epcot in Disney World in Orlando, and the Kennedy Space Center. If you want to drive an exotic, Disney World has a track with Stock cars and Supercars. I got a ride in an R8, as my pockets were fairly empty by the time I got there.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > Frank Grimes
02/25/2014 at 12:52

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So long Grimey! (Don't say we didn't warn you!)

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Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > RacecaR
02/25/2014 at 12:56

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Will do! thanks for the tip.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/25/2014 at 12:57

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Holy balls yeS!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Gamecat235
02/25/2014 at 12:58

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Oh no! LOL


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Frank Grimes
02/25/2014 at 13:00

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I'm interested to see what kind of responses you get.

I have to go to Florida in about 2 months, and I already regret it. It's not even the fancy Florida that Miami Vice lead me to believe was amazing. Full of hot chicks in weird bathing suits, and high rollers gambling on Jai Alai. No, I have to go to FloraBama.

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Full of mullets and fat dudes in weird bathing suits. Maybe I'll get lucky and hit it on spring break. But I doubt it.


Kinja'd!!! MoparKetchup > Frank Grimes
02/25/2014 at 13:03

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Kinja'd!!! UserNotFound > Frank Grimes
02/25/2014 at 13:03

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Chase crazy little lizards everywhere and try to catch them.


Kinja'd!!! UKGTR335 > Frank Grimes
02/25/2014 at 13:08

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http://www.andersenracepark.com/Home.aspx

Great kart track. And reasonably priced.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > UKGTR335
02/25/2014 at 13:16

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Orlando-ish.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > For Sweden
02/25/2014 at 13:16

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Oh yeah.


Kinja'd!!! Where have all the lightweights gone? > Frank Grimes
02/25/2014 at 13:26

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When are you going? I'm going to Daytona in June


Kinja'd!!! UKGTR335 > Frank Grimes
02/25/2014 at 13:27

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http://www.fantasyofflight.com/ This place is 40 minutes or so from "Orlando-ish" off I-4. I have never been, but have been meaning to go for a long time. I heard it's pretty awesome.

If you're north of Orlando, Wekiwa Springs State Park is pretty neat.

Daytona Beach and Cocoa Beach are pretty sketchy.

Lots of good golf in Orlando.

Some good non-touristy dining/drinking places in Winter Park.

If you make it to the west coast, go to Caladesi Island State Park in Clearwater, one of the best beaches anywhere. Accessible by ferry from Honeymoon Island State Park.

All depends on what you're interested in and how far you're willing to travel.


Kinja'd!!! njp1589 > Frank Grimes
02/25/2014 at 13:42

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Going to Orlando?

http://www.orlandogp.com/

http://aiguille.com/

I can recommend those two items for Orlando. Of the theme parks, Universal is probably the best, and depending on your feelings regarding modular building materials, LEGOLAND is quite good. If you've never done Disney before, it's not bad, but I prefer Epcot.

Daytona is a bit of a drive, but it has a rather good museum and tour (check ahead though, they are currently building out there, and I'm not sure if it's open). Canaveral isn't far either; NASA is very good, and Canaveral national seashore is almost never crowded. St. Augustine has some cool old forts.

On the other Coast, Tampa has Busch Gardens (not bad) and the Tampa/St. Pete areas has a thriving Craft Beer scene.

Sebring is to the south, but I don't know if testing/practice for the 12 Hour is ongoing or not.

Enjoy. FL gets a lot of flak for crazy people and retirees, but there is some good here.


Kinja'd!!! CiiNubbin > Frank Grimes
02/26/2014 at 00:03

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GOTO BERN'S STEAKHOUSE IN TAMPA BAY!!! GOTO BEARN'S!!!

The best steak I have ever had, ever, and I am old and eat red meat.

http://www.bernssteakhouse.com/

AND..their wine cellar contains over 6,000 different selections...